Dear Dip n' Dots,

Thanks for lying to me when I was 11.
You are NOT the ice cream of the future.
And don't tell me to be "patient".
It's been 13 years I think I am clearly living in the future.
No, I will not buy into the notion that the future is this never reaching place in time that your ice cream is popular in.
Let's be honest, your ice cream looks cool, but it tastes bland. I find it hard to believe that in the future I will have somehow lowered my taste standards.
Just admit it. You're a bunch of liars.

Sincerely,
Erika Brooks Adickman