Dear Co-office Workers,

As an additional note to Giulias Dear Offfice workers who comment on my lunch, I would like to add:

Please do not comment on my flossing and brushing in the bathroom. I'm merely exhibiting good oral hygiene and do not deserve inordinate praise for it. While it is commendable that I bother to not have the coffee breath some of you exhibit all day, I do not need my ego stroked for placing a toothbrush in my mouth. While comments such as "Oh you're so good" are not meant to somehow bolster my confidence,it is distracting and downright rude for you to start a conversation with me when I'm busy picking the pieces of lunch pizza from my back teeth. Also please do not continue talking about spreadsheets and such and when they might be ready when I'm in the stall itself. Needless to say my mind is on other things and the sounds you might hear will not necessarily answer your burning spreadsheet question.
Yours in truth,
Fiona