Dear Douchebags at AOL,

I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and gratitude to the product development asswipes at AOL that felt the need to ‘upgrade’ your stellar product to an even higher level of suckiness as you recently did with your email program. With the latest AOL email upgrade your have truly managed to outdo yourselves.
Lots of cute graphics (awwww), a new layout (oooooo), lots of ads popping up that you can’t stop(fuuuucckkk), the difficulty in actually sending an email to more than 10 people(bastards), the constant error messages that I have dealt with since the upgrade (sons of a bitches) and oh yeah, the tremendous amount of time I spend waiting for the program to actually load so I can FUCKING SEND AN EMAIL (can you say lock and load?)….I totally love it,you AOHELL Douchebags.

Oh and least I forget, I truly appreciate your customer service system that shows just how much you want to hear from your paying customers. The whole 255 characters allowed in an email complaint really allowed me to express the extent of my unhappiness with your product. But then again, I would imagine that the douche bags you hire to work at your company are incapable of reading much anyway.

So to all the Douchebags at AOL, and you know who you are, thanks so much for your new and improved piece of shit product.

Much love to you all XXXOOO

Lynda